AI in the Exam Room Patient
PATIENT · EMERGENCY

One-page emergency reference

Print and keep visible: fridge, wallet, medicine cabinet.

All resources
⚠ Call 911 immediately for

Heart / chest: pain with sweating, breathlessness, or nausea; pain spreading to arm, jaw, or back; lasting over 15 minutes.

Brain: FAST (face droop, arm weak, speech slurred); "worst headache ever"; sudden vision loss or confusion.

Breathing: cannot speak in full sentences; blue lips; gasping.

Belly: severe pain with fever; vomiting blood; rigid abdomen.

Back: pain with new bowel or bladder problems and leg weakness or numbness.

Children: infant under 3 months with fever; trouble breathing; will not respond; trust the parent gut.

If you are reading this wondering whether it is an emergency, it probably is. Call 911.

The five questions (ask every time)

  1. "What are you basing this on?" verify sources.
  2. "What can you NOT detect remotely?" see the gaps. Most important.
  3. "What would require emergency evaluation?" learn the red flags.
  4. "What are you uncertain about?" test its humility.
  5. "What should I ask my doctor?" prepare for the visit.

Hallucination red flags

Never says "I do not know"; vague sources; too confident; cannot explain its reasoning. Three or more: do not trust it, verify with a clinician.

Good AI use

  • Learning about a diagnosed condition
  • Understanding a prescribed medication
  • Preparing for an appointment
  • General health learning
  • Clarifying a doctor's instructions

Bad AI use

  • Diagnosing symptoms
  • Deciding whether to see a doctor
  • Treatment recommendations
  • Medication changes
  • Avoiding medical care

The velociraptor test

"Would I notice this while running from a predator?" Yes: significant, seek care. No: likely minor, can monitor. When the AI conflicts with your gut, trust your gut.

Decision rules
Emergency: 911, do not ask AI. Need a diagnosis: doctor, not AI. Treatment or medication change: doctor, not AI. Worried: see a doctor, do not trust AI reassurance. In doubt: default to seeking care.

Remember

AI has zero sensors. You have ten billion. AI was trained on text; your body was debugged by 3.8 billion years of evolution. AI is for information and preparation, not diagnosis and treatment. Better an ER trip for nothing than nothing done at home.

Numbers
911 emergency · 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline · 1-800-222-1222 Poison Control